cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

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1 week ago WITH 12368 NOTES
cybertutu lartervich
woodendreams:

(by Stephen Emerson)
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worshiptheband:

the best youtube comment 
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simonjadis:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

didihearthereadyset:

I have a really hot waiter.

Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.
IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.

HIM

1 week ago WITH 497518 NOTES
racingbarakarts smuppet-wrangler

zakuro-san:

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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I JUST SNORTED REALLY LOUD

1 week ago WITH 180547 NOTES
editoress smuppet-wrangler
tastefullyoffensive smuppet-wrangler

faeriedroid:

do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”

1 week ago WITH 33074 NOTES
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returnthepj:

Scale - 7CM x 9CM x 1.2CM
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