amateurcracksman:

entropysamples:

amateurcracksman:

Yes but how do I know that you’re dating me for my heart and not for my international criminal empire

Because your international criminal empire is what you do, and not who you are.

That is so sweet I might just stab someone

1 week ago WITH 94810 NOTES
amateurcracksman makeshiftstars
earthexplodes.com senpen

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

1 week ago WITH 346940 NOTES

oswinandargent:

I just got my mom to start playing Minecraft with me the other day and then a few hours ago she sent me this picture

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she captioned it “nothing happened”

1 week ago WITH 1705 NOTES
oswinandargent commonsenseisuncommon
vixens-dont-wear-pink-lipstick:

bluematchbox:

foxy-voxy:

youarethesentinels:

Lol

No, I’d say the show does a great job of representing the typical 18-34 male with Larry, with his constant need for validation, attention, and the world to revolve around him.

not to mention Bennet’s quest to prove that he’s a man, Pornstache’s overcompensation that disguises his vulnerability, Healy’s struggle to make positive change that is frustrated by his need to be loved by a woman, and Caputo’s exploration of his desire to control the world around him and whether or not he wants to do that. men are quite accurately represented in the show, the only issue male viewers seem to have is that these men display the warped nature of man’s dominance, and the idea that their superiority is not perfect and noble is offensive.

^^^^^^
youarethesentinels senpen
blankslate sad-goddess
okmoonkid:

mm alright
okmoonkid walkthelonelyroad

the-psycho-cutie:

i want to be the one you tell everything to at 4am when you can’t sleep

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the-psycho-cutie dxrtywater

daruska:

croutoncat:

PUT A NAME IN MY ASK AND I’LL TALK ABOUT SOMEONE I KNOW/ONCE KNEW WITH THAT NAME

im really into this please do this

1 week ago WITH 263494 NOTES
jingledink shitloadsofshite
these-teen-quotes:

Good Vibes HERE
weheartit.com aoizure

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

1 week ago WITH 496656 NOTES
aphroditeens commonsenseisuncommon
meliong commonsenseisuncommon

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

1 week ago WITH 467527 NOTES
michaxl shitloadsofshite